翻译一下 成英语 简单能理解是什么意思就可以
一只熊猫的悲情恋歌！
往事不堪回首
爷爷是典型的山里人
一辈子的心愿就是敞开肚皮吃
奶奶因吃相不好，待字闺中，荒废了多年
可ps后竟成了这样
我爷爷哪知道什麽叫ps，老老实实地捣识了一番，寄了张艺术照过去，没想对方立马就定下亲
新婚后的第一餐，我爷爷见到我奶奶这样吃饭，当即昏倒
我爷爷醒来后，大呼上当，捶胸顿足，恨不能找媒婆拼命
因为他想象中应该是这样滴…
抑或是这样d
但米已成炊，竹已开花，我爷爷流着鼻涕郁闷了好久
最后他排除万难、下定决心再也不看我奶奶一眼
他坚持认为吃的意境必须在他这一代提高，传统的情趣是不够的
行云流水才是他内心的追求
所以他绝不回头，绝不
奶奶得知后，为自己的命运而黯伤。但她老人家毕竟是坚强的，没过几日就恢复了她开朗的个性
n年后，她对我们说，别看你爷长得像个熊猫
其实他站没站相
坐没坐相
一天到晚只会发梦
总以为自己到了山外就会这样
其实还不就是个饭盒了事
就这样，两个人看对方都不顺眼
他老人家出山的心意已决，最后一次凝望着这片深情的土地
刚开始人们为之疯狂，他和名人言谈甚欢
也交过几个志趣相投的朋友
他对自己的现状十分满意。然而快乐的日子是短暂的
他感到了一丝凉意
新生的小熊猫吸引了人们的视线
为了生活，他去马戏团打过工
也尝试着学一项技能，可人们不买帐
可又碰上了城管走投无路时，他不得不去找他的朋友。可人性的复杂岂是他一只熊猫可以了解的
最后，他决定放弃自尊，为求得三餐一宿，去当宠物
可人们告诉他，已经有太多熊猫了
他已经出离愤怒了
甚至怀疑着生为一只熊猫的意义
沉思了良久，有一个声音在脑海中激荡
想家了
在家里，他可以这样吃
还可以这样吃 没事就顶个肚脐眼………哦，P眼打个饱嗝他终于明白了吃的真谛
突然，他发现自己与发妻有者共同的生活默契和乐趣
于是他不顾一切，跳上了顺风车，目的地只有一个————家
可到了村口，他老人家又犹豫了
当初抛妻的他还能不能登上你的破船呢？？？他很不好意思
事后证明，我奶奶当时是很强嘀~~~每天都去村口看看
这也证明，熊猫爷爷也是很强d（见前文）汗~~~有台湾伦理剧嫌疑（呵呵）
他看她越看越觉得耐看
她看他越看越觉得有家长风度
总之是很恩爱就对了
参考答案:A sad feeling love song of panda!
The things of the past can not bear to recall
The grandpa is a typical person of Shan-li
The wish of the lifetime is to open the belly to eat
Grandmother because of eat mutually not good, not yet engaged, neglected many year
Can the ps became unexpectedly behind thus
My grandpa which know that thecall the ps, honestly the knew a lot of, sent an art to shine on in the past, did not think that the other party signs the horse to settle close
After the newly married of the first meal, my grandpa sees my grandmother have a meal thus, fainting right away
After my grandpa wake up, loudly appeal to the public to fall into trap, beat breast and stamp feet, hate can't seek the matchmaker to try very hard to
Because he imagine medium should be thus a …
Or is thus the d
But the rice hases already become to meal, the bamboo has already bloom, my grandpa flows the nasal discharge depressed for a long time
Finally he overcomes all difficulties, makes a firm decision not to see my grandmother's one eye any further
He insists to think that the artistic conception for eat must at he this generation exaltation, the traditional interesting aspect is not enough
Easy style of writing just is he pursues endocentrically
So he turns head in no case, in no case
After grandmother know, harm for the own destiny but 黯 .But her old man's house is strong after all, dided not lead several days to recover her bright character
N after year, she says to us, do not see your 爷 resemble a panda
In fact he stand and did not stand mutually
Sit and did not sit mutually
Will deliver the dream all day and only
Total think the oneself to the outside of the mountain and would be thus
Still is not a lunch-box to settle a dispute in fact
Thus, two persons see the other parties all with a revolting feeling
The intention of a mountain of his old man's house already definitely, the last hopes this slice of land of deep feeling
Just starting people is it madness, he talk with a human speech very
Also hand over the friend who shares common interest over several
He is satisfied to own present condition.However the happy day is brief
He felt a cool idea of silk
The freshman's red panda drew on the people's view
For the sake of the life, he went to the circus troupe to work
Also try to learn a technical ability, can the people do not buy the debt
Can meet with again When the city tube have no one to turn to, he have to find his friend.Can humanistic complications is his panda and can understand of
End, he decides to give up the self-respect, in order to beg three one 宿 of mealses, be the pet
Can the people tell him, have already had too many pandas
He already leaves to cut up rough
Even doubt to living for a meaning of panda
Contemplate very long, have a voice to surge in the brain
Get homesick
At home, he can eat thus
Can also eat to have no matter thus a navel ……… , the P eye beats a satisfied , the true meaning that he understands to eat finally
Suddenly, he discovers the oneself and the first wife contain a together living tacit understanding and funs
Hence he disregard, jumping up with the wind car, the destination only have a- House
Can arrive the village, his old man's house hesitated again
Throw the wife at the beginning of can he still ascend you break the ship???He is very embarrassed
The after the event prove that my grandmother is the very strong at that time~~~ go to the village to see everyday
This also proves, panda the grandpa is also a very strong d( see the ex- text) sweat~~~ have the Taiwanese ethics play suspicion( the
He sees her see more feel bear see more
She sees him see more feel have the parent the poise more
In fine is very affectionate to
参考资料：竟然没有奖励的分数!!