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01.急需英语小笑话
1,Two birls Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer. Teacher: Please tell us....查看完整版>>急需英语小笑话02.请问谁知道英语笑话《one for you and one for me》（两个孩子捡栗子的故事）的英语原文 谢谢
On the outskirts of town, there was huge nut tree by the cemetery fence. One day two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts."One for you...查看完整版>>请问谁知道英语笑话《one for you and one for me》（两个孩子捡栗子的故事）的英语原文 谢谢03.谁能告诉我一个讽刺英语笑话
w.bush: doctor, what is wrong with my brain? doctor: your brain is perfectly ok. w.bush: how come? doctor: you are the same as everybody else, having right brain and life brain. w.bush: and? doct...查看完整版>>谁能告诉我一个讽刺英语笑话04.短篇英语笑话(初一)一分钟
TOM'S EXCUSE Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow". 汤姆的借口 老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到？ 汤姆：我每次路过拐角...查看完整版>>短篇英语笑话(初一)一分钟05.英语笑话怎么说?急急急!!!谢谢!!!
English jokes...查看完整版>>英语笑话怎么说?急急急!!!谢谢!!!06.谁能告诉我一个讽刺英语笑话.
w.bush: doctor, what is wrong with my brain? doctor: your brain is perfectly ok. w.bush: how come? doctor: you are the same as everybody else, having right brain and life brain. w.bush: and? doct...查看完整版>>谁能告诉我一个讽刺英语笑话.07.找个英语笑话 回答好就追加20分
我认为就这个好,希望你能演讲好啦Early Shopper It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked. "Doing my christmas shopping ...查看完整版>>找个英语笑话 回答好就追加20分08.求英语小笑话！急急急！
Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. "Please God," she said, "make Naples the capital of Italy. Make Naples the capital of Italy." Her mother interrupted and said. "Julie, why do you want God to make...查看完整版>>求英语小笑话！急急急！09.英语笑话
1 When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir...查看完整版>>英语笑话10.英语笑话
A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a se...查看完整版>>英语笑话

 

 

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