英语好的能否进来翻译一下???
A man comes into a pub, sits down at the bar and orders a beer. The bar keeper brings him his beer. After he has drunk it, he grabs in his bag and puts a small piano on the bar, grabs in his bag and puts a small chair on the bar and grabs a third time in his bag and sits down a small man on that chair.
And the small man plays piano very well, a the most beatyful music they've ever heared. After he's finished, everyone applauds. And the bar keeper asks the man: "Where do you have it from? It's so wonderful."
And the man said: "I own an dgini-lamp. And so I got this by a wish of mine. Hey," he said to the bar keeper, "do you have a wish? You can wish you everything!"
Q: What's the main difference between intelligence and ignorance?
A: I don't know and I don't care!
参考答案:一个男子走进一间酒吧,做在吧前要了一杯啤酒,喝完后,他从口袋里掏出一个小钢琴放到吧台上,然后又拿出一个小椅子放到吧台,最后,居然拿出一个小人来,小人坐在椅子上弹起了钢琴,一首美妙的从没听过的乐曲从小人手下娴熟的流出来,一曲作罢,掌声四起。酒吧老板问到,你怎么得到的啊,太不可思议了
男子答到,我有一个神灯,我得到他是源于我的一个愿望,嘿,你有愿望么,你可以梦想任何事情。
问,知道无知和智慧的区别么
答,不知道,我也不关心