【本山小品翻译】05赵本山小品"策划"提前上演,大家来翻译...
牛群：我还想请大妈给公鸡蛋作个形象代言。
宋丹丹：那没问题。
牛群：那咱把合同给签了。这两万块钱是劳务费，你要是违约了可得双倍偿还。
宋丹丹：唉呀，没问题，十倍赔偿都行。
牛群：这是代言词，还请大叔把鸡抱过来。
宋丹丹（仔细瞅了两眼）：哎呀，这家伙太有才了，就两句，相当精练。下蛋的公鸡，公鸡中的战斗机！哦耶！
赵本山上场，告诉宋丹丹：鸡不见了。
宋丹丹：哪去了？
赵本山：指指桌子上的菜盆，媳妇给炖了。（宋丹丹当时晕倒）
赵本山：老伴儿，你咋地了？
宋丹丹：完了，咱家饥荒这下变四万了！
参考答案:NIU: I also want u to present this commercial.
SONG: no problem!
NIU: so shall we sign the contrast? here are 20,000 for ur sevice charge, if u break it , you have to give double penalty!
SONG: ah , ten times i can afford , too!
NIU: here are ur lines , Mr. zhao, would u like to get the rooster please?
SONG: ah , so keen the guy is ! two short sentences.egg-laid rooster, the king of the chanticleer!
ZHAO: the rooster disappeared!
SONG :Where has it gone?
ZHAO:(Pointing to the plate on the table) braised by our daughter-in-law!(SONG faints at once)
ZHAO: darling, what's wrong?
SONG: oh my god! 40,000! 40,000!