【本山小品翻译】01赵本山小品"策划"提前上演,大家来翻译哦!!
《策划》
宋丹丹：儿媳妇，家里来客了，整俩硬菜。你这录完了在哪儿播？
牛群：在各个地方台都播。
宋丹丹：地方台好呀，别搁中央台播，不靠谱。去年我从中央台回来，那家伙，一路背字呀，干啥啥赔。
牛群：大妈给你拍个照。
宋丹丹：我不跟他照。
牛群：给你们来个合影。
赵本山：一块照要不然人家以为我们又离婚了。
宋丹丹：老头子，老黑！
（赵本山从舞台右侧出场）
参考答案:Song Dan Dan: Daughter-in-law, in family guest, entire pairs hardvegetable. Where your did this record in has broadcast? Niu Qun: All broadcasts in each regional station. Song Dan Dan: The regional station is good, do not put the centralstation to broadcast, does not depend on the spectrum. Last year Icame back from the central station, that fellow, did a group backcharacter, what do what to compensate. Niu Qun: Aunt pats to you to illuminate. Song Dan Dan: I do not illuminate with him. Niu Qun: Comes a group photo for you. Zhao Benshan: Illuminates otherwise others to think together wedivorced. Song Dan Dan: The old man, old is black!